Lessons For Dylan: On Life, Love, the Movies, and Me

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PublicAffairs, Aug 4, 2008 - Biography & Autobiography - 464 pages
At the age of fifty-seven, movie critic Joel Siegel both became a father for the first time and learned that he had cancer. In Lessons for Dylan, Siegel shares all the things he wants his son to know—in case he's not around to tell him. It's a story about a life well-lived and about living life well. It's chock-full of earnest advice, hilarious anecdotes, a Yiddish lexicon, and recollections of everyone from Brad Pitt to the Beatles. Siegel lays out the History of the Jewish People in Four Jokes; offers Dylan manly advice on sex ("ask your mother"), culinary arts, the movies; and of course, offers a few lectures ("Be anything you want to be, but, please God, please don't want to be an actor"). Along the way, Joel teaches Dylan, and readers, a little something about growing up at any age.

At times heart-wrenching, at times laugh-out-loud funny, Joel Siegel has crafted an indelible and enduring love letter to his son, and a literary gift to us all.
 

Contents

Be Anything You Want to Be But Please God
27
The Witch Comes Back
28
The Witch Comes Back Again
36
If It Werent for the Downside
44
Dylan Thomas Jefferson Swansea Siegel
65
How to Decide What to Be When
83
Making a Difference
107
Bobby Kennedys Joke Writer
132
A Glossary of Yiddish Words in Common
215
Never Ask a Question Unless You Really Want
269
Rosebud
283
Hitler Was a Nicer Guy
291
Lessons for Dylan
303
The College Lecture
310
What to Do When a Bully Picks on You
320
Movies I Want to Watch With You
331

Damn Critics What Do They Know Anyway?
142
My Wife Jane
156
Were Still Here
175
A History of the Jews in Four Jokes
186
Yiddish A Brief History
203
On Friendship
350
Dylan Says the Darndest Things
361
Acknowledgments
373
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About the author (2008)

Joel Siegel graduated from UCLA and has worked as a radio newscaster, Los Angeles Times book reviewer, freelance writer for publications including Rolling Stone and Sports Illustrated, and joke writer for Sen. Robert Kennedy. He has been an entertainment critic for WABC-TV's Eyewitness News since 1976 and for ABC's Good Morning America since 1981 and has won many awards, including five New York Emmy Awards and the Anti-Defamation League of B'nai B'rith Public Service Award. He is also co-founder (with Gene Wilder) and president of Gilda's Club, a non-profit support facility for cancer patients. He resides in New York City.

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