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do is hock your gun an' your shield with us for half an hour-security, 'case of accident-an' then stay right here where y' belong an' keep your eyes an' ears shut an' know nothing. Can y' do that? It orter come natural enough. It orter be right in your line!"

"And after?" faltered Mac.

"After? Why, nothing. After! What in cripes do I care about after? I pulls the job an' I pulls my freight-an' I never heard of you in my life. But you'll come through right now, you fathead!" He stepped close with a spurt of fury and his slitted eyes glittered insane excitement into McElligott's. "You'll shut your trap an' do what you're told or

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The whole knot of them spun and bumped over the landing like some clumsy, many-limbed medusa navigating in a blue haze

an' what kind of sensation he's due to pull next; papa's model farm an' auntie's brindle cats and the ancestral diamonds; an' how long they been away an' what for they're cahooting back this winter. Sure; it's all in the papes. Only I been putting together a small line of special dope, do y' see? I been a heap interested in that outfit lately. In fact, ever since I located you on this here peg post!"

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E permitted himself a moment's admiring contemplation of the depth and wisdom of Mr. Cisco Red, wherein he betrayed the common weakness of his ancient profession.

"I always do aim to have the dope," he admitted modestly. "An' for true I done pretty well myself since you an' me parted stripes, Buck-petering an' damper-getting an' such-on the sure things.

"Why, it's easy as money from the ol' sock; all you need is to cultivate some private an' confidential line-which ain't! I been floor sweep in a big firm an' sold back a week's sweepings for a bank roll. I've caught lock numbers over an open phone -an' cashed on 'em too!

"Why, I picked up the inside info on a swell yachting joy ride once-an' private was right!--an' might 'a' owned the yacht an' everyone on board only for a slip, getting knocked out with a fizz bottle. But I never see the time I can't nose out a soft lead somewhere some simp that tips his hand or offers a mark or gives the show plumb away.

Buck McRae an' there's the inside info. A fine, profitable bit of dope to put away till ripe!"

He expanded with the glow of self-appreciation. "An' ripe she is, m' son!" he concluded. "Just note the layout as all sleuthed up to date: Here's this rich ol' house been opened up again, but not wired yet no protection-an' the sort of tin wall safe y' can blow with a match. Here's this proud ol' fambly headed home, it seems, but still mostly scattered-no menservants or chaffers in sight. Here's this pore ol' millionaire aunt first on the job, cut off in that roost with her maids an' her tabby cats and the world-famous stack of jewelry she's never without! And lastly: here's you, on the peg post! Soft, ain't it? Easy, ain't it? Because here's where me an' my mates waltz in to collect, an' we all make the killing of our lives!"

"No!"

"Hey?" cried Cisco, checked.

The words broke from Mac hoarsely. "I'll put no hand to it!"

"Who's asking you to put a hand?" "I'll touch no crooked stuff!"

"Who's asking you to touch anything? Y' got a head like a clam! Ain't you never been fixed before?"

McElligott could only blink.

"Fixed!" repeated Cisco, with quickening virulence. "Can't y' see it? I'm fixing you-buying you off-letting you out, y' big cheese! All you got to

I'll have them buttons stripped off an' you behind the bars again t'morrow! Pass over that gatt an' badge, an' look alive about it! Hell's delight-I got a strangle hold on one flat-foot, bean-belly, red-neck stiff of a bull cop an' glory be, I gets hunk once for all. Pass 'em over, y' pore tripe-pass 'em over before I go spill the tip to Headquarters where to find the Missouri escaped convict four-six-seven-four with three years of his sentence left to serve!"

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T might have been minutes or hours later that McElligott, like a man groping out of coma, began to regain some sort of balance in events.

He was aware of the corner, deserted as before; of the arc light, bright and unchanging; of the snow, whose silent finger tips had erased every track and footprint. Almost it seemed as if nothing had happened or ever could happen in that remote spot. But illusion went no further.

He had a curious sense of his life as a line on an unrolled chart, plotted thin and clear: his unhappy boyhood, his early escape into vagrancy, his youthful erring after adventure and wild company, and his one fatal slip. It was true: he had worn the stripes. True again, as this devil out of the past knew and said: he had broken jail.

That he had swung straight thereafter, that he had broken sharp off with the old ways and found a new start and a new identity in the war-time rush (Continued on page 20)

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Mr. Ford's Peace Party at Copenhagen

BY MAURICE FRANCIS EGAN

LATELY AMERICAN MINISTER то DENMARK

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PROPOSE to tell this story as artlessly as pos

Isible in the hope that my simplicity may be a

reason for obtaining immediate absolution; I am the stepfather of Mr. Henry Ford's idealistic pilgrimage to stop the war in 1915! Mea culpa!

It happened that my wife and I were at Marienlyst, about an hour's ride from Copenhagen, near Elsinore, where in the summer "all the air is balm and the peach" would be, if peaches were grown in Denmark, "the emblem of beauty." Marienlyst is an old royal country house turned into a hotel. The grave of Hamlet, where Sarah Bernhardt once wept, is on its ground, Ophelia's Well is not far off, and one can see the changes of the mists on the coast of Sweden every day and hour, and always, too, the copper roof of Hamlet's own castle of Elsinore, which the vulgar call Kronborg. The tapestries-the "arras" which Hamlet pierced when he killed Polonius-with their pictures of the Danish kings, have been removed to a museum in Copenhagen. I was studying Kirkegaard, the Danish philosopher, when a telephone message was brought to me "In the name of the ideals of European and American women," Mrs. Rosika Schwimmer, on her way from Copenhagen, would like to see me-she was acquainted with Miss Jane Addams, whom she revered, and Mrs. Chapman Catt, whom she respected.

back could not spoil. The
Sound and the sky were
one, with the horizon line
blotted out-the inside of

a great shell blazing with
silver and pink; sequins
of pale gold were dropped
by the rising moon. My
wife asked for Mr. Schwim-
mer; there was no Mr.
Schwimmer-Miss Rosika
Schwimmer had assumed
"Madame" for purposes of
protection; an unmarried
lady visiting the chancel-
leries of Europe might be
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I have never heard anybody to equal this lady

are, brought up in the bad, old traditions of "sex,"
could naturally not imagine the high purpose that
sent a "demoiselle" everywhere in search of peace.
American men were so different. In America it

Now that the war is over, Mr. Egan is
able to give us this amusing account of the
Ford Peace Party-from the time Madame
Schwimmer came to him in Denmark in
the summer of 1915 with her gloriously
mad plan until, six months later, that
strange band of pilgrims arrived in the
Scandinavian countries.-THE EDITOR.

Now, you know that, when one is deep in philosophy near Hamlet's grave, the society of many ladies is too distracting, so, without consulting my wife, I telephoned that I was ill and too busy to see anybody. "Have you forgotten," responded a flutelike voice, with an accent like Modjeska's, "that your mother was a woman?" Shocked by a forgetfulness of this truth-so carelessly made evident by the tone of my voice on the wire-I immediately informed Madame Schwimmer that my wife would be delighted to see her at dinner-"between trains," Madame Schwimmer added, accepting the bid. "You Advise Me to Go?"

WE had dinner à trois; it was one of those eve

nings which, as Mr. Barrie used to say, even the sight of a girl with long curls hanging down her

might not be necessary,
but in Europe, to be of
importance, one must be
"Madame."

Madame Schwimmer was,
I think, from Prague, and,
I imagine, of Hebrew blood,
neither young nor old;
in fact, more young than
middle-aged, of great vi-
vacity; and possessed of
an energy, of an eloquence
which was hypnotic in its effect. I have sat en-
tranced "under" various famous speakers, but for
the utterance of high ideals clothed in mellifluous
language I have never heard anybody to equal this
lady. She spoke of the glorious plans of a group of
women at home in the United States, to ameliorate
the horrors of war, to engage the chancelleries of
Europe in a movement to secure peace, with a vic-
tory of right above might; this group was almost
sure of securing the attention of President Wilson,
as they had forced that of various statesmen in Eu-
rope; the women of this circle-which comprise
the fine flower of the United States-would induce
the President to insist on peace at once, through the
mediation of the women of the neutral nations. "We

There was great rejoicing among the Uplifters in Copenhagen-the people at large were much impressed

look to the neutrals," the chancelleries of Europe had said to Madame Schwimmer, and she showed me a paper, "secret and of the greatest importance," supporting this; but, knowing somewhat of the ways of the chancellors and diplomatists, I did not consider it particularly convincing.

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"From what you say of the women at home, I am afraid that they do not understand the European situation," I said. "You must see that the ideas you credit them with will not be listened to by any or men of experience in the United States, whatever value their intentions may have at this present crisis, and I am sure that such self-sacrifice, such ardent desires for the improvement of the world, and such an indomitable determination to help end this unspeakable war, cannot be wasted; but they cannot go on efficiently, as you outline their plans, without some greater knowledge of conditions in Europe than they seem to possess."

"Perhaps," Madame Schwimmer answered. "I can supply their lack of knowledge; they are all very quick and receptive."

"But you are an Austrian subject, and your very name will create the prejudice that you are acting for Germany."

"True," she said, "but I am known by every leader of a feminist group in the world as having only one end in view-that is the progress of women, to strengthen them, to make them useful, especially at this crisis in stopping the murder of men. I want to arouse the women, whether they have sons or not, to the horrible slaughter of sons, for every woman is a tender mother in her heart. If our group in the United States may make itself ridiculous by showing its ignorance of essential European conditions, do you think that I ought to prevent it?"

"By all means. There has been quite enough vulgar ridicule heaped on the 'modern' woman-from the Vassar girl of the seventies to the sincere advocate of woman suffrage in our century-to more than suffice. If you women try now to influence Europeans without in the least understanding the trend of opinion, you will be beaten in advance by a laugh. We all want peace, and I suppose if you women had your way there would be no more wars; but peace just now would be a German peace. From the private paper you have just shown me, I gather that Mr. Asquith and the rest are simply willing to let the women and the neutral countries do what they Miss Jane Addams and Miss Jeannette Rankin and Mrs. Chapman Catt are likely to be politely snubbed at the White House if they propose conditions which cannot be taken seriously. Our legation has been crowded with ladies who talk about European affairs as if the approval of Western Legislatures had anything to do with the practicality of the suggestions they offer. If you, who have lived mainly in Europe, can make them understand some of the difficulties in the way of their peace movement, it would be doing them a service. I do not like to see my countrywomen make themselves ridiculous. When one represents (Continued on page 22)

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Footling Tobias P.

BY ACHMED ABDULLAH

ILLUSTRATED BY ARTHUR G. DOVE

E struck Paris with the enthusiasm and speed of a flying blast, disguised in brown shoes shined to mirrorlike glossiness and ornamented with brogued toes, turned-up trousers showing a generous six inches of broad-clocked silk hose in hopeful lavender, a waist-fitting Norfolk with patch pockets and

yer had turned over to him various engraved certificates and a brown bank book and had said regretfully: "Well, young fellow, you're twenty-one, and the loot is yours. I can't stop you from making a darned fool of yourself. Go to it, and God bless you!"

padded shoulders, a tub-silk shirt in audacious ONE

stripes of magenta and golden yellow, and an olivegreen Homburg hat with a tiny crimson feather in the puggree band.

Beneath all this exuberant finery was a healthy body of twenty-one, well-muscled, sparsely fleshed, supple and strong and as straight as a lance; and the features, shaded by the tilt of the hat with the fantastic crimson feather, were pleasantly ingenuous, although the honey-colored hair was pompadoured to carved perfection and the massaged cheeks were dusted with a suspicion of Rachel face powder. Needless to mention that his finger nails were manicured until the half-moons glistened like flecks of mica.

The whole: Tobias Pilkington Garrett; and nobody, not even with the strongest claim to what in absence of a better word might be termed as comparative sartorial racioanalysis, could ever have guessed that he was a native son of the great American Northwest, born and bred in Spokane, and that he had never left that careless and optimistic capital of the Inland Empire except for short trips as far east as Butte and as far west as Seattle, until about two weeks earlier, when his late father's law

NE thousand dollars a month! Youth, ignorance, leisure, an unimpaired digestion-and Paris in Maytime: the eastern heaven covered with a vivid cloud plumage of pink and orchid, and to the west, beyond the pompous Pasteur monument, the sunset tints of mysterious gold and purple, like the door to some passionate Old World secret!

And the crowd in the streets: little work girls, hatless, in short black taffeta dresses and high-laced shoes; errand runners from the fashionable modistes' and milliners' shops near the Place Vendôme carrying large round boxes stenciled with such worldfamed names as Riboux and Virot and Doucet; comfortable business men, bearded and silk-hatted, sipping their pink and green apéritifs with cold Gallic dignity; artisans in blue blouses and voluminous trousers, aggressively democratic; white-gloved gendarmes; teamsters crowned with enormous dusty hats; a sergeant of cavalry stumbling along in great bulgy boots; a Spahi, burnoosed, turbaned, statuesque; tourists gaping and tourists intelligent-and over all the scent of Paris, a mingling of gasoline and acrid, black tobacco and perfume. . . .

All this for the asking, the taking-and the paying!

Yet, after a week spent in a swagger hotel of the Rue Saint-Honoré at a startling rate, in which not even the toothpicks were included and no discount allowed for bad plumbing and bath towels of insufficient size, something atavistic, hereditary, strongly compelling, rose and screamed in his soul.

For be it remembered that Tobias Pilkington Garrett's grandfather had been a pioneer who had drifted west in the days of the prairie schooner and who had acquired land and money by the timehonored process, of squatting on somebody else's land with a double-barreled rifle convenient to the trigger finger and by selling Germantown wool, diamond dyes, printed calico, and whisky to the guileless red man; while his father had followed the gold lure into the Coeur d'Alenes and, though not striking a bonanza, had clouted together a decent competence, slowly, patiently, constructively, without wasting either time or effort.

The Garretts had never been booted buccaneers nor swaggering Arnauts. They were a sober tribe of real pioneers, satisfied with taking modest chances -and modest returns.

Thus he of the third generation, while possibly a passive fool, was by no means an active fool. He settled, without spoken criticism but with raised eyebrows, his one week's hotel bill which included such hieroglyphic items as:

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After which he bought himself a copy of a Paris daily printed in English and looked over the rubric entitled "Board and Lodging-Special Attention Paid to Americans and English."

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E found what he wanted in a large pension of the Rue Richer, two doors from the Folies Bergère Theatre, a stone's throw from the Boulevards, and a few blocks from the Conservatory of Music on the one side and the great foreign wholesale agencies on the other, and, immediately, after Mme. Blanchard, who kept the place, had whispered to a chosen few that Tobias P. Garrett had taken two large front rooms-that he was a gentleman of leisure, and that he had made special and liberal financial arrangements with her to be served every morning, in bed, with a gargantuan transatlantic repast, including such specially cooked foreign dishes as oatmeal and toast-he fell into the niche for which fate and pioneer ancestors had destined him. His one thousand dollars a month, translated into francs, was a phenomenal income to the men who lived at the Pension Blanchard: musical students with long hair, slender purses, shining ideals, and ravenous appetites; painstaking German clerks come to learn the French language and French business methods; the usual mysterious Russian who, blond and blue-eyed, gave somehow the impression of belonging to a dark race; a number of Frenchmen employed in the wholesale establishments of the neighborhood who, living in that far Paris equivalent for Flatbush called Passy, took their midday meals at the pension; a Costa Rican, melancholy over the discovery that the generous remittances from home, given the recent revolution and the rate of exchange for Central American shinplaster, was only a beggar's pittance in French coin.

A motley crew.

But the power, rather the fascination, of money is the same the world over, and so Tobias P. Garrett, who, back in Spokane where his fortune measured with the Northwestern yardstick had not been so overwhelming as to command respect by itself, had been classed and dismissed with the gentle lilies of the field and other things that spin not, smelled the pleasant incense of hero worship-though only at mealtimes and for an occasional half hour, after eating, in the red plush and ormolu salon which was the pride of Mme. Blanchard.

For he spent the greatest part of his income and

also of his time in a thorough study of Paris in its more amusing phases, from the Boulevards to the garish heights of Montmartre, from the stately, blackgreen Bois to the little wheezy penny steamers that ply up and down the Seine.

To him Paris was all silk hose and alcohol. Yet there was an incongruous puritanical streak in him which made him side-step the first and go slightly on the second.

He was an onlooker, quite useless, quite harmless.

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MONG those who boarded at the pension in the AMO Rue Richer was a young German from Berlin, Otto Richter, who had been sent by his parent to learn the secrets of the French wine trade and who loved Paris with a love surpassing that of womana love decidedly one-sided. For, although he tried his best to speak the language with the proper clipped, metallic twang, to dress in the most approved Parisian style, to handle gracefully that sort of joshing humor called blague by the French, to wield light love words as a Sicilian gentleman wields the point of his rapier, to melt completely into the gay, checkered background of Paris, the odds were against him, and he failed.

Nor could he help it. Let him stroll down the Boulevards, as insouciant and careless as you please, hat tilted over one ear, cane crooked on elbow, gardenia in his buttonhole, and the less polite ingredients of the street population would nudge each other and make audible remarks in flippant slang, with always the same refrain:

"Ah, un Alboche-a specimen of a German!"

For, physically, he was an exaggerated prototype, a cruel caricature, an incredible vignette of Teutonism in its most rampant form: with a bulging mass of pink and white flesh which mocking heredity had deliberately planned and carved as colossal; ears that stood out like the handles of an Etruscan vase; weak, washed-out eyes shaded by great, goggling spectacles; a knobby, large-pored nose that was indelicate, fantastic, ludicrous; a sagging, loose-lipped mouth; a coarse, rumbling basso voice; and a pearshaped head that, by contrast to the rest of him, seemed dwarfish. The whole uncouth, in a way tragic. For it gave the living, breathing lie to his heart, his soul, his inner feelings.

NE evening-it was in June, 1914, not long be

Tobias P. Garrett, whom he chanced to meet in a café of the Boulevard Saint-Michel, where a French orchestra was struggling hard to bring Latin logic and order into a syncopated American ragtime tune. He had been introduced to him at the pension and had admired and envied, not the young Westerner's money, but his jolly laugh, his exuberant mode of dressing, his slangy, graceful ease of manner.

To-night, without stopping to analyze the reason for it, he made him his confidant, in a sudden outburst of heavy, decent sentimentality.

"I love this town," he said, gesturing with his big, hairy paw and upsetting the glass of beer which the waiter had just put in front of him. "I love Paris. I love France and the French-" "More than Germany?"

"Yes!" The reply was genuine. "My love for the French is spontaneous-it is overwhelming. It is deep in me," striking his broad chest with his fist. "But they, the French-"

"Well?"

"They do not love me. They do not even like me. They make fun of me because I look so German!" Tobias P. Garrett was amused as well as embarrassed. He did not know what to say, and so he suggested the only remedy that came to his mind. "Have a drink," he said, "and forget it."

Thus the friendship began, and the two explored the town together, Richter, who knew his Paris, acting as bear leader, and the American, though the other never ceased to protest, paying the various bills.

ICHTER was with him that night, late in June, Palmier, and the manner of making her acquaintance sealed the friendship between the two young

men.

It was in a café chantant of the Latin Quarter, and it started with cruelty.

Of course nobody meant to be cruel. Individuals never do. But they happened to be bunched into a mob, flushed with cheap alcohol and composed of middle-class Frenchmen and Cook's tourists from Pimlico and the Scotland Road Division of Liverpool.

There was a wave of ridicule, which in turn breeds

Down came his clenched fist on the head of the man who was clutching the girl's ankle

enmity, and it was directed against the slight girlyoung, pretty in a careless manner with her whorl of crisp, russet hair, her broad, white forehead, her ice-green eyes framed by thick lashes, her narrow, pleasurable hands, and the sweet curve to her upper lip-who danced across the rickety boards of the low stage that filled the farther end of the cabaret.

She felt the surging wave of ridicule, knew that she could not control it, but tried her best, cracking her fingers and wriggling her slim shoulders after the approved manner of those great Boulevard comediennes she had seen and applauded and envied at the Scala, throwing all her heart, all her tinsel talent, all her little sharp, clever personality into the lilting argot of the gutter ballad which she was singing.

But the wave of ridicule and enmity persisted. It grew. It enveloped and choked her. There were tears in her eyes as, bravely, she tried again:

Et pis c'la nous appell' les dos . . .
Ah! nom de Dieu! j'suis pas bégueule!
Mais si yavait pas tant d' sergots
Minc'! que j' leur-z-y cass'rais la gueule

...

"Oh! Oh! Oh!"-a hearty, purple-faced butcher from the neighboring Halles Centrales, still fetid with the smell of the quarters of beef he had handled during the day, still rank with its crimson brutality, started the ball rolling.

He laughed. That was all. It was one of those fat, amorphous cachinnations bloated with hollow indifference. There was neither hatred nor dislike, nor even disapproval, in it. It was just an empty sneer translated into tone waves.

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A grimy hand threw an orange through the heavy, stale air toward the stage. It struck the girl on the head, burst, spotted her face and her dress with yellow, pulpy splotches.

She dabbed at them with her handkerchief, trembled, pulled herself together with magnificent pluck, and again tried to stem the tide:

Et pis c'la nous appell' . . . drowned immediately in another hooting chorus of laughter, hisses, foul guttural insults. "Animals!" she cried. "Dirty, dirty animals!" And then a rough fist (Continued on page 27)

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