Bridget Jones's DiaryBridget Jones is absolutely sure that life would be perfect if she could lose seven pounds, stop smoking and develop inner poise. Here is the compulsively readable, laugh -- out -- loud chronicle of her doomed quest for self-improvement that will make you like yourself for precisely those things that you're most ashamed of. And through it all, Bridget will have you helpless with laughter and shouting, Bridget Jones is me! |
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Page 141
... وو " Except in the case of Mr. Blobby , who should have been punctured at birth , " shrieked Perpetua . As I glanced involuntarily at Perpetua's bottom thinking , " That's a bit rich coming from her , " I caught Mark Darcy doing the ...
... وو " Except in the case of Mr. Blobby , who should have been punctured at birth , " shrieked Perpetua . As I glanced involuntarily at Perpetua's bottom thinking , " That's a bit rich coming from her , " I caught Mark Darcy doing the ...
Page 143
... وو وو " They're friends of my parents . I used to play with him in the paddling pool . " " Yes , I bet you did , you dirty little bitch , " he growled . " Do you want to come and have supper ? " Inner poise , I told myself , inner poise ...
... وو وو " They're friends of my parents . I used to play with him in the paddling pool . " " Yes , I bet you did , you dirty little bitch , " he growled . " Do you want to come and have supper ? " Inner poise , I told myself , inner poise ...
Page 314
... وو " He might be a good shag , I suppose , " I supplied . " Or a fantastically skillful potter . " “ Or a qualified aromatherapist . ” " Will you have dinner with me , Bridget ? ” he said abruptly , and rather crossly , as if he was ...
... وو " He might be a good shag , I suppose , " I supplied . " Or a fantastically skillful potter . " “ Or a qualified aromatherapist . ” " Will you have dinner with me , Bridget ? ” he said abruptly , and rather crossly , as if he was ...
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