Bridget Jones's DiaryBridget Jones is absolutely sure that life would be perfect if she could lose seven pounds, stop smoking and develop inner poise. Here is the compulsively readable, laugh -- out -- loud chronicle of her doomed quest for self-improvement that will make you like yourself for precisely those things that you're most ashamed of. And through it all, Bridget will have you helpless with laughter and shouting, Bridget Jones is me! |
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Page 117
... Grand Marnier soufflés . V. much looking forward to the birthday . Expect to become known as brilliant cook and hostess . TUESDAY 21 MARCH : BIRTHDAY 126 lbs . , alcohol units 9 , * cigarettes 42 , * calories 4295. * * If can't splash ...
... Grand Marnier soufflés . V. much looking forward to the birthday . Expect to become known as brilliant cook and hostess . TUESDAY 21 MARCH : BIRTHDAY 126 lbs . , alcohol units 9 , * cigarettes 42 , * calories 4295. * * If can't splash ...
Page 118
... Grand Marnier soufflés . ( Actually think will have a little taste of Grand Marnier now . It is my birthday , after all . ) 7 : 05-7 : 10 . Mmm . Grand Marnier deli- cious . Check plates and cutlery for tell- tale signs of sluttish ...
... Grand Marnier soufflés . ( Actually think will have a little taste of Grand Marnier now . It is my birthday , after all . ) 7 : 05-7 : 10 . Mmm . Grand Marnier deli- cious . Check plates and cutlery for tell- tale signs of sluttish ...
Page 362
... Grand Marnier . " What happened ? " she said . I told her the whole story , pouring the Grand Marnier straight down my throat as I did . Jude didn't say a word but immediately went 362.
... Grand Marnier . " What happened ? " she said . I told her the whole story , pouring the Grand Marnier straight down my throat as I did . Jude didn't say a word but immediately went 362.
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