Bridget Jones's DiaryBridget Jones is absolutely sure that life would be perfect if she could lose seven pounds, stop smoking and develop inner poise. Here is the compulsively readable, laugh -- out -- loud chronicle of her doomed quest for self-improvement that will make you like yourself for precisely those things that you're most ashamed of. And through it all, Bridget will have you helpless with laughter and shouting, Bridget Jones is me! |
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Page 69
... alcohol units 4 , cigarettes 18 , cal- ories 1467 ( but burnt off by shopping ) . Just got home from shopping to message from my dad asking if I would meet him for lunch on Sunday . I went hot and cold . My dad does not come up to ...
... alcohol units 4 , cigarettes 18 , cal- ories 1467 ( but burnt off by shopping ) . Just got home from shopping to message from my dad asking if I would meet him for lunch on Sunday . I went hot and cold . My dad does not come up to ...
Page 76
... alcohol units O ( excellent ) , cigarettes 5 ( ex- cellent ) , calories 2452 ( not v.g. ) , times gone down stairs to check for Valen- tine - type envelope 18 ( bad psychologically but v.g. exercise - wise ) . The card is still there ...
... alcohol units O ( excellent ) , cigarettes 5 ( ex- cellent ) , calories 2452 ( not v.g. ) , times gone down stairs to check for Valen- tine - type envelope 18 ( bad psychologically but v.g. exercise - wise ) . The card is still there ...
Page 115
Helen Fielding. SATURDAY 18 MARCH 125 lbs . , alcohol units 4 ( fed up ) , cigarettes 23 ( v.v. bad , esp . in two ... alcohol units 3 , cigarettes 10 , cal- ories 2465 ( but mainly chocolate ) . Hurray . Whole new positive perspective on ...
Helen Fielding. SATURDAY 18 MARCH 125 lbs . , alcohol units 4 ( fed up ) , cigarettes 23 ( v.v. bad , esp . in two ... alcohol units 3 , cigarettes 10 , cal- ories 2465 ( but mainly chocolate ) . Hurray . Whole new positive perspective on ...
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