Bridget Jones's DiaryBridget Jones is absolutely sure that life would be perfect if she could lose seven pounds, stop smoking and develop inner poise. Here is the compulsively readable, laugh -- out -- loud chronicle of her doomed quest for self-improvement that will make you like yourself for precisely those things that you're most ashamed of. And through it all, Bridget will have you helpless with laughter and shouting, Bridget Jones is me! |
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Page 183
... darling ! " My mother . " Guess what ? I've got the most marvelous opportu- nity for you . " " What ? " I muttered sulkily . " You're going to be on television , " she gushed as I crashed my head onto the desk . " I'm coming round with ...
... darling ! " My mother . " Guess what ? I've got the most marvelous opportu- nity for you . " " What ? " I muttered sulkily . " You're going to be on television , " she gushed as I crashed my head onto the desk . " I'm coming round with ...
Page 228
... darling , can't stop . Shooting , " trilled my mother , hurrying towards us in a bright turquoise pleated shirtwaist , waving a clapper board . " What on earth do you think you're wearing , darling ? You look like a common prostitute ...
... darling , can't stop . Shooting , " trilled my mother , hurrying towards us in a bright turquoise pleated shirtwaist , waving a clapper board . " What on earth do you think you're wearing , darling ? You look like a common prostitute ...
Page 278
... darling . " " What did he say ? " I hissed , suddenly sus- picious . “ He said you were very . . . " Mother . . . وو ,, " Well , the word he actually used , darling , was ' bizarre . ' But that's lovely , isn't it — ' bi- zarre ...
... darling . " " What did he say ? " I hissed , suddenly sus- picious . “ He said you were very . . . " Mother . . . وو ,, " Well , the word he actually used , darling , was ' bizarre . ' But that's lovely , isn't it — ' bi- zarre ...
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