Bridget Jones's DiaryBridget Jones is absolutely sure that life would be perfect if she could lose seven pounds, stop smoking and develop inner poise. Here is the compulsively readable, laugh -- out -- loud chronicle of her doomed quest for self-improvement that will make you like yourself for precisely those things that you're most ashamed of. And through it all, Bridget will have you helpless with laughter and shouting, Bridget Jones is me! |
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... lottery tickets 5 ( but won £ 2 so total instant lottery expenditure only £ 3 ) . Right . Tomorrow is Kafka's Motorbike . Am going to work out clear set of objectives . In a minute . Will just watch adverts then ring up Jude . Right . 1 ...
... lottery tickets 5 ( but won £ 2 so total instant lottery expenditure only £ 3 ) . Right . Tomorrow is Kafka's Motorbike . Am going to work out clear set of objectives . In a minute . Will just watch adverts then ring up Jude . Right . 1 ...
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... lottery tickets , but the trouble is I do quite often win . The instants are much better than the Lottery it- self , because the numbers no longer come up during Blind Date ( it is not on at the mo- ment ) and all too often do not have ...
... lottery tickets , but the trouble is I do quite often win . The instants are much better than the Lottery it- self , because the numbers no longer come up during Blind Date ( it is not on at the mo- ment ) and all too often do not have ...
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... lottery tickets purchased 98 Total lottery tickets winnings £ 110 Total lottery tickets profit £ 12 ( Yessss ! Yessss ! Have beaten system while supporting worthwhile causes in manner of benefactor ) 1471 calls ( quite a lot ) ...
... lottery tickets purchased 98 Total lottery tickets winnings £ 110 Total lottery tickets profit £ 12 ( Yessss ! Yessss ! Have beaten system while supporting worthwhile causes in manner of benefactor ) 1471 calls ( quite a lot ) ...
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