Bridget Jones's DiaryBridget Jones is absolutely sure that life would be perfect if she could lose seven pounds, stop smoking and develop inner poise. Here is the compulsively readable, laugh -- out -- loud chronicle of her doomed quest for self-improvement that will make you like yourself for precisely those things that you're most ashamed of. And through it all, Bridget will have you helpless with laughter and shouting, Bridget Jones is me! |
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Page 204
... sleep under a tree or watch cricket with the curtains drawn . But to my way of thinking , to actually get to sleep you'd have to know that the next day would be hot as well , and the one after that 204.
... sleep under a tree or watch cricket with the curtains drawn . But to my way of thinking , to actually get to sleep you'd have to know that the next day would be hot as well , and the one after that 204.
Page 243
... sleeping with a Portuguese . Jeremy is sleeping with a horrible trollop , Prince Charles is sleeping with Camilla Parker- Bowles . Do not know what to believe in or hold on to anymore . Feel like ringing Daniel in hope he could deny ...
... sleeping with a Portuguese . Jeremy is sleeping with a horrible trollop , Prince Charles is sleeping with Camilla Parker- Bowles . Do not know what to believe in or hold on to anymore . Feel like ringing Daniel in hope he could deny ...
Page 393
... sleep bent at odd angles in sleeping bags on teenagers ' bedroom floors , peel sprouts all day for fifty , and " talk nicely " to perverts with the word " Uncle " before their name while they stare freely at your breasts is complete ...
... sleep bent at odd angles in sleeping bags on teenagers ' bedroom floors , peel sprouts all day for fifty , and " talk nicely " to perverts with the word " Uncle " before their name while they stare freely at your breasts is complete ...
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