Bridget Jones's DiaryBridget Jones is absolutely sure that life would be perfect if she could lose seven pounds, stop smoking and develop inner poise. Here is the compulsively readable, laugh -- out -- loud chronicle of her doomed quest for self-improvement that will make you like yourself for precisely those things that you're most ashamed of. And through it all, Bridget will have you helpless with laughter and shouting, Bridget Jones is me! |
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Page 151
... started trying to grab the baby out of the backseat with Magda screaming at him . Then the Australian guy , Dan , who lives below me , opened his win- dow . " Oy , Bridgid , " he shouted . " There's water pouring through my ceiling ...
... started trying to grab the baby out of the backseat with Magda screaming at him . Then the Australian guy , Dan , who lives below me , opened his win- dow . " Oy , Bridgid , " he shouted . " There's water pouring through my ceiling ...
Page 152
... started laughing we'd had quite a lot of whisky by now . Then suddenly - I don't quite know how he was kissing me . This was quite an awkward situation , et- iquette - wise , because I had just flooded his flat and ruined his evening ...
... started laughing we'd had quite a lot of whisky by now . Then suddenly - I don't quite know how he was kissing me . This was quite an awkward situation , et- iquette - wise , because I had just flooded his flat and ruined his evening ...
Page 165
Helen Fielding. started properly going out , admit that the minute his back was turned I started having neurotic hysterics over a phantom preg- nancy . Oh well . Who cares . We're seeing each other tomorrow night . Hurray ! Lalalala ...
Helen Fielding. started properly going out , admit that the minute his back was turned I started having neurotic hysterics over a phantom preg- nancy . Oh well . Who cares . We're seeing each other tomorrow night . Hurray ! Lalalala ...
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