Bridget Jones's DiaryBridget Jones is absolutely sure that life would be perfect if she could lose seven pounds, stop smoking and develop inner poise. Here is the compulsively readable, laugh -- out -- loud chronicle of her doomed quest for self-improvement that will make you like yourself for precisely those things that you're most ashamed of. And through it all, Bridget will have you helpless with laughter and shouting, Bridget Jones is me! |
From inside the book
Results 1-3 of 82
Page 38
... thought he had been able to tap into the computer and see that I was not getting on with my work . But then I read the message : Message Jones You appear to have forgotten your skirt . As I think is made perfectly clear in your contract ...
... thought he had been able to tap into the computer and see that I was not getting on with my work . But then I read the message : Message Jones You appear to have forgotten your skirt . As I think is made perfectly clear in your contract ...
Page 247
... thoughts : approx . 445 per hour , positive thoughts 0 . Head state v . bad again . Cannot bear thought of Daniel with someone else . Mind is full of horrid fantasies about them doing things together . The plans to lose weight and change ...
... thoughts : approx . 445 per hour , positive thoughts 0 . Head state v . bad again . Cannot bear thought of Daniel with someone else . Mind is full of horrid fantasies about them doing things together . The plans to lose weight and change ...
Page 344
Helen Fielding. ing wouldn't swear on her mother's life but thought she'd seen him from the window of a taxi on Thursday night wandering along Ladbroke Grove with his hand over his mouth and , she thought , a black eye . By the time she ...
Helen Fielding. ing wouldn't swear on her mother's life but thought she'd seen him from the window of a taxi on Thursday night wandering along Ladbroke Grove with his hand over his mouth and , she thought , a black eye . By the time she ...
Other editions - View all
Common terms and phrases
Aargh actually alcohol units Alconbury answerphone Anyway arettes Blind Date bloody boyfriend Bridget Jones called calories Christmas ciga cigarettes Daniel Cleaver darling diet dinner door dress everything feel flat friends fuckwittage Geoffrey girls going Grand Marnier hair head hello Hmmm Humph inner poise Isabella Rossellini Jeremy Joanna Trollope Jude Julian Barnes Julio Kathleen Tynan laugh look lottery tickets Magda Marco Pierre White Mark Darcy married Mavis Enderby mini-break minutes spent MONDAY mother Natasha nice night p.m. Oh party Perpetua rang realized Rebecca rettes Richard Finch ring round rung SATURDAY Sharon Shazzer Silk Cut Simon skirt sleep smoking Smug someone sorry stared started suddenly SUNDAY talk tell thing thought Tom's tomorrow trying TUESDAY Turkey Curry Buffet turned Vile Richard wearing weekend What's woman yelled وو