Bridget Jones's DiaryBridget Jones is absolutely sure that life would be perfect if she could lose seven pounds, stop smoking and develop inner poise. Here is the compulsively readable, laugh -- out -- loud chronicle of her doomed quest for self-improvement that will make you like yourself for precisely those things that you're most ashamed of. And through it all, Bridget will have you helpless with laughter and shouting, Bridget Jones is me! |
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Page 48
Sometimes I look around the office as we all tap away and wonder if anyone is doing any work at all . ( Is it just me or is Sunday a bizarre night for a first date ? All wrong , like Saturday morning or Monday at 2 p.m. ) SUNDAY 15 ...
Sometimes I look around the office as we all tap away and wonder if anyone is doing any work at all . ( Is it just me or is Sunday a bizarre night for a first date ? All wrong , like Saturday morning or Monday at 2 p.m. ) SUNDAY 15 ...
Page 49
Sometimes I wonder what I would be like if left to revert to nature — with a full beard and handlebar moustache on each shin , Dennis Healey eyebrows , face a graveyard of dead skin cells , spots erupting , long curly fingernails like ...
Sometimes I wonder what I would be like if left to revert to nature — with a full beard and handlebar moustache on each shin , Dennis Healey eyebrows , face a graveyard of dead skin cells , spots erupting , long curly fingernails like ...
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I even began to wonder about putting an ad in the lonely hearts column of the Lancet . I could take his messages , tell patients wanting night visits to bugger off , cook him little goat cheese soufflés , then end up in a foul mood with ...
I even began to wonder about putting an ad in the lonely hearts column of the Lancet . I could take his messages , tell patients wanting night visits to bugger off , cook him little goat cheese soufflés , then end up in a foul mood with ...
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User Review - stbyra - LibraryThingI don't remember being this needy and neurotic and pathetic and self-absorbed at 26. But then I didn't have a bat-shit crazy mother, either, so maybe that's why. She is so totally clueless she doesn't ... Read full review
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User Review - tjsjohanna - LibraryThingMaybe it is just that I was expecting too much, but there's not much story here - Bridget obsesses about her single-ness and the biggest plot line is her parents' failing marriage. There is hardly ... Read full review
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