Like thee, elate at what thou canst not know;
Like thee, repining at each puny blow;

Like thee they lived, each dream of Hope to mock,
Upon their wits - but with a larger stock.

No, if for food thy unambitious pray'r, With supple acts to supple minds repair; Learn of the base, in soft grimace to deal, And deck thee with the livery genteel; Or trim the wherry, or the flail invite, Draw teeth, or any viler thing but write. Writers, whom once th' astonish'd vulgar saw, Give nations language, and great cities law; Whom gods, they said—and surely gods-inspired, Whom emp'rors honour'd, and the world admired-Now common grown, they awe mankind no more, But vassals are, who judges were before; Blockheads on wits their little talents waste, As files gnaw metal that they cannot taste: Though still some good, the trial may produce, To shape the useful to a nobler use.

Some few of these, a statue and a stone

Has Fame decreed- but deals out bread to none.
Unhappy art! decreed thine owner's curse,
Vile diagnostic of consumptive purse :
Members by bribes, and ministers by lies,
Gamesters by luck, by courage soldiers rise:
Beaux by the outside of their heads may win,
And wily sergeants by the craft within :
Who but the race, by Fancy's demon led,
Starve by the means they use to gain their bread?
Oft have I read, and, reading, mourn'd the fate
Of garret-bard, and his unpitied mate;

Of children stinted in their daily meal!
The joke of wealthier wits, who could not feel;
Portentous spoke that pity in my breast!
And pleaded self— who ever pleads the best:

No! thank my stars, my misery 's all my own,

To friends

to family to foes unknown:

Who hates my verse, and damns the mean design,

Shall wound no peace-shall grieve no heart but mine.
One trial past, let sober Reason speak :
Here shall we rest, or shall we further seek?
Rest here, if our relenting stars ordain
A placid harbour from the stormy main:
Or, that denied, the fond remembrance weep,

And sink, forgotten, in the mighty deep.

No. III.

THE CANDIDATE;

A POETICAL EPISTLE TO THE AUTHORS OF THE MONTHLY

REVIEW. (1)

Multa quidem nobis facimus mala sæpe poetæ,

(Ut vineta egomet cædam mea) cum tibi librum
Sollicito damus, aut fesso, &c.

HOR. Lib. ii. Ep. 1.

AN INTRODUCTORY ADDRESS OF THE AUTHOR

TO HIS POEMS.

YE idler things, that soothed my hours of care,
Where would ye wander, triflers, tell me where?
As maids neglected, do ye fondly dote,
On the fair type, or the embroider'd coat;
Detest my modest shelf, and long to fly,

Where princely POPES, and mighty MILTONS lie?
Taught but to sing, and that in simple style,
Of Lycia's lip, and Musidora's smile ;-
Go then! and taste a yet unfelt distress,
The fear that guards the captivating press;
Whose maddening region should ye once explore,
No refuge yields my tongueless mansion more.

(1) [For particulars respecting the original edition of this Poem, sec antè, Vol. I. p. 55.]

But thus ye'll grieve, Ambition's plumage stript,
"Ah, would to Heaven, we'd died in manuscript!"
Your unsoil'd page each yawning wit shall flee,
-For few will read, and none admire like me.—
Its place, where spiders silent bards enrobe,
Squeezed betwixt Cibber's Odes and Blackmore's Job;
Where froth and mud, that varnish and deform,
Feed the lean critic and the fattening worm;
Then sent disgraced- the unpaid printer's bane-
To mad Moorfields, or sober Chancery Lane,
On dirty stalls I see your hopes expire,
Vex'd by the grin of your unheeded sire,
Who half reluctant has his care resign'd,
Like a teased parent, and is rashly kind.

Yet rush not all, but let some scout go forth,
View the strange land, and tell us of its worth;
And should he there barbarian usage meet,
The patriot scrap shall warn us to retreat.

And thou, the first of thy eccentric race,
A forward imp, go, search the dangerous place,
Where Fame's eternal blossoms tempt each bard,
Though dragon-wits there keep eternal guard;
Hope not unhurt the golden spoil to seize,
The Muses yield, as the Hesperides ;
Who bribes the guardian, all his labour's done,
For every maid is willing to be won.

Before the lords of verse a suppliant stand, And beg our passage through the fairy land: Beg more-to search for sweets each blooming field, And crop the blossoms, woods and valleys yield; To snatch the tints that beam on Fancy's bow; And feel the fires on Genius' wings that glow; Praise without meanness, without flattery stoop, Soothe without fear, and without trembling hope.

TO THE READER.

THE following Poem being itself of an introductory nature,

its author supposes it can require but little preface.

It is published with a view of obtaining the opinion of the candid and judicious reader, on the merits of the writer, as a poet; very few, he apprehends, being in such cases sufficiently impartial to decide for themselves.

It is addressed to the Authors of the Monthly Review, as to critics of acknowledged merit; an acquaintance with whose labours has afforded the writer of this Epistle a reason for directing it to them in particular, and, he presumes, will yield to others a just and sufficient plea for the preference.

Familiar with disappointment, he shall not be much surprised to find he has mistaken his talent. However, if not egregiously the dupe of his vanity, he promises to his readers some entertainment, and is assured, that however little in the ensuing Poem is worthy of applause, there is yet less that merits contempt.

TO THE AUTHORS OF THE MONTHLY REVIEW.

THE pious pilot, whom the Gods provide,
Through the rough seas the shatter'd bark to guide,
Trusts not alone his knowledge of the deep,
Its rocks that threaten, and its sands that sleep;
But, whilst with nicest skill he steers his way,
The guardian Tritons hear their favourite pray.
Hence borne his vows to Neptune's coral dome,
The God relents, and shuts each gulfy tomb.