Don't Be a Jerk: And Other Practical Advice from Dogen, Japan's Greatest Zen Master

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New World Library, Feb 15, 2016 - Religion - 328 pages
The Shōbōgenzō (The Treasury of the True Dharma Eye) is a revered eight-hundred-year-old Zen Buddhism classic written by the Japanese monk Eihei Dōgen. Despite the timeless wisdom of his teachings, many consider the book difficult to understand and daunting to read. In Don’t Be a Jerk, Zen priest and bestselling author Brad Warner, through accessible paraphrasing and incisive commentary, applies Dōgen’s teachings to modern times. While entertaining and sometimes irreverent, Warner is also an astute scholar who sees in Dōgen very modern psychological concepts, as well as insights on such topics as feminism and reincarnation. Warner even shows that Dōgen offered a “Middle Way” in the currently raging debate between science and religion. For curious readers worried that Dōgen’s teachings are too philosophically opaque, Don’t Be a Jerk is hilarious, understandable, and wise.
 

Contents

1 Dogens Zen FAQ A Talk about Pursuing the Truth
1
2 How to Sit Down and Shut Up The Universal Guide to the Standard Method of Zazen
19
3 Dogen Explains the Heart Sutra The Heart of Great Perfect Wisdom Sutra
30
There Is No Self
43
5 You Are Not Yourself The Realized Universe
50
6 Did Dogen Teach Reincarnation and Does It Even Matter If He Did?
60
7 Wont Get Fooled Again One Bright Pearl
71
8 You Cant Say I Miss You in Japanese
79
16 Dont Be a Jerk Not Doing Wrong
149
17 Psychedelic Dogen BeingTime
163
18 The Mystical Power of the Clothes You Wear Transmission of the Robe
176
19 The Beer and Doritos Sutra The Sutra of Mountains and Waters
186
20 The Buddhist Hall of Fame The Buddhist Patriarchs
201
21 Buddhist Paperwork The Certificate of Succession
212
22 Twirly Flowers Twirl Twirly Flowers The Flower of Dharma Turns the Flower of Dharma
225
23 Stop Trying to Grab My Mind The Mind Cannot Be Grasped
239

9 A List of Rules Rules for the Hall of the Accumulated Cloud
87
10 Youre Already Enlightened Except Youre Not Mind Here and Now Is Buddha
94
The Twisted History of Shobogenzo
101
12 Zen and the Art of Wiping Your Butt Washing
106
13 Three Encounters with Dogen
114
14 Was Dogen the First Buddhist Feminist? Prostrating to That Which Has Attained the Marrow
123
15 Hearing Weird Stuff Late at Night River Voices and Mountain Forms
137
24 Monkeys and Mirrors and Stones The Eternal Mirror
256
25 Chanting Sutras Reading or Chanting Sutras
277
26 Dogens Zen in the TwentyFirst Century
293
Bibliography
301
About the Author
305
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Soto Zen priest Brad Warner, the author of books including Hardcore Zen and Sit Down & Shut Up, is a filmmaker, Japanese monster movie marketer, punk bassist, and popular blogger. Warner is the founder of Dogen Sangha Los Angeles.

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