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An Apartment in Philario's House,
Enter PHILARIO, IACHIMO, a Frenchman, d
Dutchman, and a Spaniard. Iach. Believe it, sir : I have seen him in Britain: he was then of a crescent note,' expected to prove so worthy, as since he hath been allowed the name of : but I could then have looked on him without the help of admiration; though the catalogue of his endowments had been tabled by his side, and I to peruse him by items.
Phi. You speak of him when he was less furnished,' than now he is, with that which makes him both without and within.
French. I have seen him in France: we had very many there, could behold the sun with as firm eyes
Iach. This matter of marrying his king's daughter, (wherein he must be weighed rather by her value, than his own,) words him, I doubt not, a great deal from the matter.
French. And then his banishment:
Iach. Ay, and the approbation of those, that weep this lamentable divorce, under her colours, are wonderfully to extends him; be it but to fortify her judgment, which else an easy battery might lay flat, for taking a beggar without more quality. But how
Increasing in fame.
* Accomplished. 3 Praise him.
comes it, he is to sojourn with you? How creeps acquaintance?
Phi. His father and I were soldiers together; to whom I have been often bound for no less than my life :
Enter PostHUMUS. Here comes the Briton: Let him be so entertained amongst you, as suits, with gentlemen of your knowing, to a stranger of his quality.- I beseech you all, be better known to this gentleman; whom I commend to you, as a noble friend of mine : How worthy he is, I will leave to appear hereafter, rather than story him in his own hearing.
French. Sir, we have known together in Orleans.
Post. Since when I have been debtor to you for courtesies, which I will be ever to pay, and yet pay still.
French. Sir, you o'er-rate my poor kindness : I was glad I did atone+ my countryman and you; it had been pity, you should have been put together with so mortal a purpose, as then each bore, upon importances of so slight and trivial a nature.
Post. By your pardon, sir, I was then a young traveller: rather shunn'd to go even with what I heard, than in my every action to be guided by others' experiences : but, upon my mended judgment, (if I offend not to say it is mended,) my quarrel was not altogether slight.
French. Faith, yes, to be put to the arbitrement of swords; and by such two, that would, by all
5 Importunity, instigation.
likelihood, have confounded one the other, or have fallen both.
Iach. Can we, with manners, ask what was the difference ?
French. Safely, I think : 'twas a contention in publick, which may, without contradiction, suffer the report. It was much like an argument that fell out last night, where each of us fell in praise of our country mistresses: This gentleman at that time vouching, (and upon warrant of bloody affirmation) his to be more fair, virtuous, wise, chaste, constant-qualified, and less attemptible, than any the rarest of our ladies in France.
Iach. That lady is not now living; or this gentleman's opinion, by this, worn out.
Post. She holds her virtue still, and I my mind.
Iach. You must not so far prefer her 'fore ours of Italy
Post, Being so far provoked as I was in France, I would abate her nothing; though I profess myself her adorer, not her friend.?
Iach. As fair, and as good, (a kind of hand-in-hand comparison,) had been something too fair, and too good, for any lady in Britany. If she went before others I have seen, as that diamond of yours outlustres many I have beheld, I could not but believe she excelled many: but I have not seen the most precious diamond that is, nor you the lady.
Post. I praised her, as I rated her : so do I my stone.
6 Destroyed. 7 Lover, I speak of her as a being I reverence, not as a
beauty whom I enjoy.
Iach. What do you esteem it at?
Iach. Either your unparagoned mistress is dead, or she's outpriz'd by a trifle.
Post. You are mistaken : the one may be sold, or given ; if there were wealth enough for the purchase, or merit for the gift: the other is not a thing for sale, and only the gift of the gods.
Iach. Which the gods have given you ?
Fach. You may wear her in title yours : but, you know, strange fowl light upon neighbouring ponds. Your ring may be stolen too : so, of your brace of unprizeable estimations, the one is but frail, and the other casual ; a cunning thief, or a that-way accomplished courtier, would hazard the winning both of first and last.
Post. Your Italy contains none so accomplished a courtier, to convince the honour of my mistress; if, in the holding or loss of that, you term her frail. I do nothing doubt, you have store of thieves ; notwithstanding I fear not my ring.
Phi. Let us leave here, gentlemen.
Post. Sir, with all my heart. This worthy signior, I thank him, makes no stranger of me; we are familiar at first.
jach. With five times so much conversation, I should get ground of your fair mistress : make her
go back, even to the yielding; had I admittance, and opportunity to friend.
Post. No, no.
Iach. I dare, thereon, pawn the moiety of my estate to your ring; which, in my opinion, o'er-values it something : But I make my wager rather against your confidence, than her reputation : and, to bar your offence herein too, I durst attempt it against any lady in the world.
Post. You are a great deal abused' in too bold a persuasion ; and I doubt not you sustain what you're worthy of, by your attempt. Iach. What's that?
Post. A repulse: Though your attempt, as you call it, deserve more; a punishment too.
Phi. Gentlemen enough of this: it came in too suddenly ; let it die as it was born, and, I pray you, be better acquainted. lach. 'Would I had put my estate, and my neigh
I bour's, on the approbation' of what I have spoke.
Post. What lady would you choose to assail ?
Iach. Yours; whom in constancy, you think, stands so safe. I will lay you ten thousand ducats to your ring, that, commend me to the court where your lady is, with no more advantage than the opportunity of a second conference, and I will bring from thence that honour of hers, which you imagine so reserved.
Post. I will wage against your gold, gold to it: my ring I hold dear as my finger; 'tis part of it.
Iach. You are a friend, and therein the wiser. If you buy ladies' flesh at a million a dram,
you cannot preserve it from tainting : But, I see, you have some religion in you, that you fear.
Post. This is but a custom in your tongue; you bear a graver purpose, I hope. 9 Deceived.