Bridget Jones's Diary: A Novel, Book 1The iconic #1 bestseller by Helen Fielding and basis for the films starring Renee Zellweger, Colin Firth, Patrick Dempsey and Emma Thompson. Bridget Jones's Diary is the devastatingly self-aware, laugh-out-loud account of a year in the life of a thirty-something Singleton on a permanent doomed quest for self-improvement. Caught between the joys of Singleton fun, and the fear of dying alone and being found three weeks later half eaten by an Alsatian; tortured by Smug Married friends asking, "How's your love life?" with lascivious, yet patronizing leers, Bridget resolves to: reduce the circumference of each thigh by 1.5 inches, visit the gym three times a week not just to buy a sandwich, form a functional relationship with a responsible adult and learn to program the VCR. With a blend of flighty charm, existential gloom, and endearing self-deprecation, Bridget Jones's Diary has touched a raw nerve with millions of readers the world round. Read it and laugh—before you cry, "Bridget Jones is me!" |
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... feel physically, emotionally or mentally equipped to do is drive to Una and Geoffrey Alconbury's New Year's Day Turkey Curry Buffet in Grafton Underwood. Geoffrey and Una Alconbury are my parents' best friends and, as Uncle Geoffrey ...
... feel physically, emotionally or mentally equipped to do is drive to Una and Geoffrey Alconbury's New Year's Day Turkey Curry Buffet in Grafton Underwood. Geoffrey and Una Alconbury are my parents' best friends and, as Uncle Geoffrey ...
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... feel incredibly guilty all in one movement, while I leaned against the ornament shelf for support. “Sorry. I got lost.” “Lost? Durr! What are we going to do with you? Come on in!” She led me through the frosted-glass doors into the ...
... feel incredibly guilty all in one movement, while I leaned against the ornament shelf for support. “Sorry. I got lost.” “Lost? Durr! What are we going to do with you? Come on in!” She led me through the frosted-glass doors into the ...
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... feel it climbing up my neck. Now Mark would think I'd put her up to it. “I'm sure Bridget's life in London is quite full enough already, Mrs. Alconbury,” he said. Humph. It's not that I wanted him to take my phone number or anything ...
... feel it climbing up my neck. Now Mark would think I'd put her up to it. “I'm sure Bridget's life in London is quite full enough already, Mrs. Alconbury,” he said. Humph. It's not that I wanted him to take my phone number or anything ...
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... feel you were being underused.” The second she was safely back on the phone—“I mean frankly, Mr. Birkett, what is the point in putting three to four bedrooms when it is going to be obvious the second we appear that bedroom four is an ...
... feel you were being underused.” The second she was safely back on the phone—“I mean frankly, Mr. Birkett, what is the point in putting three to four bedrooms when it is going to be obvious the second we appear that bedroom four is an ...
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... flat . Ugh . The last thing on earth I feel physi- cally , emotionally or mentally equipped to do is drive to Una and Geoffrey Alconbury's New Year's Day Turkey Curry Buffet in Grafton Underwood . Geoffrey and Una Alconbury are my parents ...
... flat . Ugh . The last thing on earth I feel physi- cally , emotionally or mentally equipped to do is drive to Una and Geoffrey Alconbury's New Year's Day Turkey Curry Buffet in Grafton Underwood . Geoffrey and Una Alconbury are my parents ...
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