Bridget Jones's Diary: A Novel, Book 1The iconic #1 bestseller by Helen Fielding and basis for the films starring Renee Zellweger, Colin Firth, Patrick Dempsey and Emma Thompson. Bridget Jones's Diary is the devastatingly self-aware, laugh-out-loud account of a year in the life of a thirty-something Singleton on a permanent doomed quest for self-improvement. Caught between the joys of Singleton fun, and the fear of dying alone and being found three weeks later half eaten by an Alsatian; tortured by Smug Married friends asking, "How's your love life?" with lascivious, yet patronizing leers, Bridget resolves to: reduce the circumference of each thigh by 1.5 inches, visit the gym three times a week not just to buy a sandwich, form a functional relationship with a responsible adult and learn to program the VCR. With a blend of flighty charm, existential gloom, and endearing self-deprecation, Bridget Jones's Diary has touched a raw nerve with millions of readers the world round. Read it and laugh—before you cry, "Bridget Jones is me!" |
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... ), alcohol units 14 (but effectively covers 2 days as 4 hours of party was on New Year's Day), cigarettes 22, calories 5424. 128 lbs., alcohol units 4, cigarettes 29, calories 770 (v.g.. JANUARY - AN EXCEPTIONALLY BAD START.
... ), alcohol units 14 (but effectively covers 2 days as 4 hours of party was on New Year's Day), cigarettes 22, calories 5424. 128 lbs., alcohol units 4, cigarettes 29, calories 770 (v.g.. JANUARY - AN EXCEPTIONALLY BAD START.
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... party), cigarettes 12 (continuing good work), calories 1258 (love has eradicated need to pig out). 11 a.m. Office. Oh my God. Daniel Cleaver just sent me a message. Was trying to work on CV without Perpetua noticing (in preparation for ...
... party), cigarettes 12 (continuing good work), calories 1258 (love has eradicated need to pig out). 11 a.m. Office. Oh my God. Daniel Cleaver just sent me a message. Was trying to work on CV without Perpetua noticing (in preparation for ...
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... party was on New Year's Day ) , cigarettes 22 , calories 5424 . Food consumed today : 2 pkts Emmenthal cheese slices 14 cold new potatoes 2 Bloody Marys ( count as food as contain Worcester sauce and tomatoes ) 1/3 Ciabatta loaf with ...
... party was on New Year's Day ) , cigarettes 22 , calories 5424 . Food consumed today : 2 pkts Emmenthal cheese slices 14 cold new potatoes 2 Bloody Marys ( count as food as contain Worcester sauce and tomatoes ) 1/3 Ciabatta loaf with ...
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... party in London last night . Bit hungover , actually . " I gabbed nervously so that Una and Mum wouldn't think I was so useless with men I was failing to talk to even Mark Darcy . " But then I do think New Year's resolutions can't ...
... party in London last night . Bit hungover , actually . " I gabbed nervously so that Una and Mum wouldn't think I was so useless with men I was failing to talk to even Mark Darcy . " But then I do think New Year's resolutions can't ...
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... party ) , cigarettes 12 ( con- tinuing good work ) , calories 1258 ( love has eradicated need to pig out ) . 11 a.m. Office . Oh my God . Daniel Cleaver just sent me a message . Was trying to work on CV without Perpetua noticing ( in ...
... party ) , cigarettes 12 ( con- tinuing good work ) , calories 1258 ( love has eradicated need to pig out ) . 11 a.m. Office . Oh my God . Daniel Cleaver just sent me a message . Was trying to work on CV without Perpetua noticing ( in ...
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