Bridget Jones's Diary: A Novel, Book 1The iconic #1 bestseller by Helen Fielding and basis for the films starring Renee Zellweger, Colin Firth, Patrick Dempsey and Emma Thompson. Bridget Jones's Diary is the devastatingly self-aware, laugh-out-loud account of a year in the life of a thirty-something Singleton on a permanent doomed quest for self-improvement. Caught between the joys of Singleton fun, and the fear of dying alone and being found three weeks later half eaten by an Alsatian; tortured by Smug Married friends asking, "How's your love life?" with lascivious, yet patronizing leers, Bridget resolves to: reduce the circumference of each thigh by 1.5 inches, visit the gym three times a week not just to buy a sandwich, form a functional relationship with a responsible adult and learn to program the VCR. With a blend of flighty charm, existential gloom, and endearing self-deprecation, Bridget Jones's Diary has touched a raw nerve with millions of readers the world round. Read it and laugh—before you cry, "Bridget Jones is me!" |
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... round the lawn with no clothes on. My mother rang up at 8:30 in the morning last August Bank Holiday and forced me to promise to go. She approached it via a cunningly circuitous route. “Oh, hello, darling. I was just ringing to see what ...
... round the lawn with no clothes on. My mother rang up at 8:30 in the morning last August Bank Holiday and forced me to promise to go. She approached it via a cunningly circuitous route. “Oh, hello, darling. I was just ringing to see what ...
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... round the lawn with no clothes on! Of course you're going to come. And you'll be able to use your new suitcase.” 11:45 p.m. Ugh. First day of New Year has been day of horror. Cannot quite believe I am once again starting the year in a ...
... round the lawn with no clothes on! Of course you're going to come. And you'll be able to use your new suitcase.” 11:45 p.m. Ugh. First day of New Year has been day of horror. Cannot quite believe I am once again starting the year in a ...
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... round with trays of gherkins and glasses of cream sherry in a desperate bid to throw me into Mark Darcy's path yet again. In the end they were so crazed with frustration that the second I got within four feet of him with the gherkins ...
... round with trays of gherkins and glasses of cream sherry in a desperate bid to throw me into Mark Darcy's path yet again. In the end they were so crazed with frustration that the second I got within four feet of him with the gherkins ...
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... round the lawn with no clothes on . My mother rang up at 8:30 in the morning last August Bank Holiday and forced me to promise to go . She approached it via a cunningly circuitous route . " Oh , hello , darling . I was just ringing to ...
... round the lawn with no clothes on . My mother rang up at 8:30 in the morning last August Bank Holiday and forced me to promise to go . She approached it via a cunningly circuitous route . " Oh , hello , darling . I was just ringing to ...
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... round the lawn with no clothes on ! Of course you're going to come . And you'll be able to use your new suitcase . " 11:45 p.m. Ugh . First day of New Year has been day of horror . Cannot quite believe I am once again starting the year ...
... round the lawn with no clothes on ! Of course you're going to come . And you'll be able to use your new suitcase . " 11:45 p.m. Ugh . First day of New Year has been day of horror . Cannot quite believe I am once again starting the year ...
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