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THE EXCELLENT PROFESSION OF POLITICS.

CAREFUL fathers are constantly asking what they are to do with their boys. How is a young man to find a promising pursuit which may not only provide him with a competence, but give him opportunity for distinction, and perhaps affluence, in these crowded and competitive days? answer seems obvious. Put them into politics.

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The career of the professional politician has this great advantage over many others, that anybody can enter it at any time. It is, however, best to begin young. As in other callings, there is a certain apprenticeship to be served, and some years of waiting or poorly remunerated employment must be expected by everybody. But the period of probation is light, easy, and comparatively brief; and though, of course, everybody does not succeed in the business are there not failures at all trades?—yet, with industry, very moderate talents, and the requisite amount of pushfulness and assertion, success may be reasonably anticipated. The profession has this further great advantage over most others, that the practitioner requires little or no capital, and little or no knowledge. He need not encumber his mind either with the general acquirements of a liberal education or with the intricate details of a specific industry. He may be as ig

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norant and as intellectually indolent as he pleases. must, of course, have certain qualifications for his chosen task, but these do not include a large allowance either of the learning which is derived from books and study, or of precise and accurate technical information.

Herein, then, lies one of the great recommendations of politics as a business. The doctor, the lawyer, the engineer, the schoolmaster, are bound to prepare themselves for their duties by a severe course of study, and a more or less lengthy term of practical training. If they succeed in making their way, it can only be after strenuous competition with numerous rivals equally well equipped, against whom they can can only prevail by superior ability. The author, the artist, or the actor must also obtain success by the exhibition of personal capacity. Nobody will buy their books, or look at their pictures, or pay to see them on the stage, unless he is pleased with their writing, painting, or acting. The politician is more comfortably situated. There is nothing in particular for him to learn, so that he need not devote his years and energies to the acquisition of knowledge. He may succeed with an intellectual and educational equipment which in other occupations would barely provide him with 8 living

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wage. In these days a young intellectual ambitions, and it man can hardly obtain a decent demands a certain limited situation in a commercial office measure of academic distincunless he is acquainted with tion even from its young such things as shorthand and aristocrats. As Mr Blank, typewriting and commercial arithmetic, with perhaps 8 little smattering of French or German or Spanish. The exalted personage at the head of a department of State may know nothing of these subjects, and very little of any other. It is recorded that a Chancellor of the Exchequer on being confronted for the first time with a table of statistics in which the fractions were worked out in decimals, innocently inquired the meaning of "those d-d little dots." To this great statesman decimal fractions were a thing unknown.

after two comfortable years,
had shown no sign of winning
the humblest distinction in
any of the University examin-
ations, he was not regarded
with any great respect by the
college authorities; nor would
his contemporaries have antici-
pated for him that career of
public distinction he was des-
tined to pursue. But they
omitted to consider how easy
it may be (for some people)
to succeed in the profession of
politics. Leaving the Univer-
sity with as moderate an edu-
cational endowment
as any
person could bring from that
seat of learning, Mr Blank,
with his money, good birth,
youth, and pleasant appear-
ance, found no difficulty in
entering the House of Com-
mons. In a year or two he
became private secretary to
a Minister, and so passed on
easily and rapidly through the
various official stages until he
found himself, as aforesaid, in
the

Ignorance, indeed, as we see continually, is no bar to the attainment of the highest political distinction and (which is for our present purpose more important) the highest political emolument. Take the case of the Right Honourable Augustus Blank, who has held one of the foremost positions in the British Empire, or the world, and has been rewarded thereCabinet. There is no for exceedingly. This eminent reason to suppose that in person, after an agreeable the intervening period he had career of well-dressed idleness amended the comprehensive igat Eton, passed on to St norance he had brought with Issachar's College, Cambridge. him from school and college. Here he spent a couple He has a reputation for high of years in the pursuit of integrity and much force of various sports and pastimes, character, a reputation which and was esteemed alike for his is no doubt deserved, though gentlemanly bearing, his agree- it is one much more difficult able manners, and his efficiency to test than specific acquirein several games of skill, in- ments or attainments. Of cluding bridge. St Issachar's, these latter, at any rate, the however, is a college with right honourable gentleman

possesses far less than the majority of ordinarily welleducated persons whom you may meet travelling up to town from the suburbs any morning. He speaks his own language with a certain direct lucidity, but with no evidence of literary knowledge. There is no proof that he ever read a serious book in his life, or that he has the smallest tincture of acquaintance with literature, art, science, theology, jurisprudence, or philosophy; and his linguistic accomplishments are limited to a slender knowledge of French insufficient to enable him to converse with ease in that tongue. Yet this gentleman is a brilliantly successful and extremely wellrewarded politician. In what other line of life could he have risen to the very topmost rung of the ladder with so little exertion of his powers of intellectual acquisition?

Nor is this statesman exceptionally ill-informed among politicians of "Cabinet rank." There is the Right Hon. Ebenezer Jones, another very potent personage, who is understood to have read the works of Charles Dickens, but is not otherwise known to have any sort of familiarity with polite learning, or with more of the "humanities" than the preachers at the Nonconformist conventicles he frequents. And so it is with others who are high placed among the leaders of the great parties in a great country. Some, of course, are men of the highest culture and literary ability-like Mr

Balfour, Mr Birrell, Birrell, Lord Morley; or, on the other side of the Channel, M. Hanotaux or M. Poincaré. But these are exceptions, and in England they belong rather to the old than to the new school. In any case it may be said that, though literature and culture are elegant adjuncts to a political career, they are by no means essential to its success. They do not count one way or the other. If the politician chooses to himself with books and learning, he may do so without any particular disadvantage, but he derives no benefit from this taste. He can get on just as well without it; and it will be found that the majority of the younger professionals, and those who are just now doing best at the business, avoid wasting their time with any such unprofitable pursuits. Nor do they

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find that a lack of culture, or even a want of elementary knowledge, militates in any degree against their success.

But it may be said that if the politician need not demand from nature the special talents bestowed upon the successful artist or author or musician, he must at least have some other gifts. This is true; but these are of a kind which is pretty widely diffused. Many people still imagine that the man who hopes to get to the front rank in our public life must have a native gift of eloquence. But this is a complete delusion. The brilliant orator is out of date, and very few of our leading

party politicians can be SO described. The time has gone by when either the senate or the platform can be swayed by the imaginative diction, the pulsating rhetoric, of a Gladstone or a Bright. Most of our leading public men are no more shining orators than the average individual of ordinary intelligence who once in a way is put up to move a resolution at a public meeting, or to make an afterdinner speech. Their chief attainments are loudness of voice and extreme fluency, and these are accomplishments which come to almost anybody with sufficient practice. The young man who aspires to take up politics as a profession need not be deterred by the consideration that he is not endowed by nature with the qualities of a Demosthenes or a Disraeli. He can do very well well without them. When his time comes to make speeches, his audience will not expect from him graceful elocution, or ornate exposition, or passages stinct with force and fire. They will want him to speak plainly, and to speak a great deal; and they will want him to know what he is talking about, and to attack the other side with extreme violence, the maximum of effectiveness, and a judicious amount of vulgarity. And if he is reasonably intelligent, and takes pains, and has fairly good lungs, he may legitimately aspire to do all that is required of him in this respect.

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tions of the political aspirant ; and now as to his chances. What are his prospects of doing well at the business? Some of us still cherish the archaic superstition that English public men devote themselves to the service of the nation with very little prospect of material emolument or reward. This is an error. Most of them, on the contrary, get something out of politics, and many of them get a good deal. It is customary to pass over the whole question of Ministerial salaries in discreet silence. Our convention is that the payment made from the Consolidated Fund to the honourable and right honourable gentlemen who sit on the front benches in turn is too unimportant to be worth consideration. But after all a remuneration of £5000 a-year, or £3000, or even £2000 or £1500, is not exactly a negligible quantity. In the old days when Cabinet Ministers were supposed to be grands seigneurs, or very rich men, perhaps the salary did not count for much. In these times, when some of our rulers are sprung from the back-parlour and some from the workman's cottage, it counts enormously. It is, no doubt, possible to earn such incomes in other walks of life. Some great lawyers make more money, and a few great doctors, and, of course, some great manufacturers and merchants and financiers. But then these

men are either persons of quite exceptional personal capacity, or they have had to wait many years before arriving at the top of the tree, or they have started

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in life with a genius for commerce, or with a large capital. But the £5000-a-year Minister may be drawing his salary at the age of forty or so. He may have begun without interest or money; and he has in all probability never been tested by the searching competition survived by those who come through the ruck in the learned professions. In his own calling, other than politics, he may have been quite undistinguished. He may have been a small solicitor, whose professional earnings never amounted to more than a few hundreds a-year, or an exsubaltern of cavalry who gave no special promise of military distinction, or an artisan whose horizon, as long as he kept to the workshop, was bounded by a couple of pounds a week. Now an occupation which after a few years of agreeable excitement puts these gentlemen in possession of an income that would have seemed to them beyond the dreams of avarice in any other sphere of activity, cannot be called a bad one. And it must be remembered that the actual salary, ample as it is, constitutes only one portion of their reward. They get an unequalled amount of social prestige and enjoyment and notoriety. They are placed in the very centre of the most aristocratic and luxurious society of the world. They are received at Court, and they participate in levees and State balls and gala performances at the Opera. They hobnob with kings and dukes and lords and ladies; and they pass straight from their middle-class obscurVOL. CXCI.-NO. MCLVIII.

ity to the enjoyments and pursuits of the votaries of wealth and fashion and leisure. It is taken as a matter of course that a Minister who, a few years ago, found his relaxation in a trip to Ramsgate or to Llandudno should spend his frequent holidays in yachting, or motoring, or in luxurious villas on the Riviera. And if he does not pass most of his week-ends at a fashionable country - house party, or in running down to the seaside to play golf, he would be considered quite out of the mode.

However, it may be said that these amenities are only the guerdon of the great leaders, the men of genius or striking energy who have fought their way into the chosen circle of the Cabinet. Such men are no doubt to be found in our great Committee of Government; but who would venture to assert that it is entirely, or even largely, made up of persons of this kind? The average

Minister is no more than an average party politician who has drifted into the Cabinet by long service, or who has found his way into it by sheer fluke or by sheer audacity. The whole thing is such an accident that any man of ordinary ability and ordinary industry who has served his time in Parliament and the committees of the caucus may well think that he has as good a chance of arriving as any of his fellows. Moreover, the commissioned officers of the Parliamentary ranks are not limited to the Cabinet. We are sometimes apt to forget

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