Bridget Jones's DiaryBridget Jones is absolutely sure that life would be perfect if she could lose seven pounds, stop smoking and develop inner poise. Here is the compulsively readable, laugh -- out -- loud chronicle of her doomed quest for self-improvement that will make you like yourself for precisely those things that you're most ashamed of. And through it all, Bridget will have you helpless with laughter and shouting, Bridget Jones is me! |
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Page 145
... functional relationship with somebody else . I racked my brains , then stopped , shocked by a sudden , stunning re- alization . I am not in love with Daniel any- more . I am free . TUESDAY 25 APRIL 119 lbs . , alcohol units 0 145.
... functional relationship with somebody else . I racked my brains , then stopped , shocked by a sudden , stunning re- alization . I am not in love with Daniel any- more . I am free . TUESDAY 25 APRIL 119 lbs . , alcohol units 0 145.
Page 273
... OK , my darling . You're on . TUESDAY 29 AUGUST 128 lbs . , alcohol units 0 ( v.g. ) , cigarettes 3 ( g . ) , calories 1456 ( pre - new - job healthy eating ) . 10:30 a.m. Office . Just called Richard Finch's assistant Patchouli 273.
... OK , my darling . You're on . TUESDAY 29 AUGUST 128 lbs . , alcohol units 0 ( v.g. ) , cigarettes 3 ( g . ) , calories 1456 ( pre - new - job healthy eating ) . 10:30 a.m. Office . Just called Richard Finch's assistant Patchouli 273.
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... Feel disorientated and worried , for surely Mr. Darcy would never do anything so vain and frivolous as to be an actor and yet Mr. Darcy is an actor . Hmmm . All v . confusing . TUESDAY 24 OCTOBER 129 lbs . ( bloody Smoothies ) 330.
... Feel disorientated and worried , for surely Mr. Darcy would never do anything so vain and frivolous as to be an actor and yet Mr. Darcy is an actor . Hmmm . All v . confusing . TUESDAY 24 OCTOBER 129 lbs . ( bloody Smoothies ) 330.
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