Bridget Jones's DiaryBridget Jones is absolutely sure that life would be perfect if she could lose seven pounds, stop smoking and develop inner poise. Here is the compulsively readable, laugh -- out -- loud chronicle of her doomed quest for self-improvement that will make you like yourself for precisely those things that you're most ashamed of. And through it all, Bridget will have you helpless with laughter and shouting, Bridget Jones is me! |
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Page 69
... alcohol units 4 , cigarettes 18 , cal- ories 1467 ( but burnt off by shopping ) . Just got home from shopping to message from my dad asking if I would meet him for lunch on Sunday . I went hot and cold . My dad does not come up to ...
... alcohol units 4 , cigarettes 18 , cal- ories 1467 ( but burnt off by shopping ) . Just got home from shopping to message from my dad asking if I would meet him for lunch on Sunday . I went hot and cold . My dad does not come up to ...
Page 76
... alcohol units O ( excellent ) , cigarettes 5 ( ex- cellent ) , calories 2452 ( not v.g. ) , times gone down stairs to check for Valen- tine - type envelope 18 ( bad psychologically but v.g. exercise - wise ) . The card is still there ...
... alcohol units O ( excellent ) , cigarettes 5 ( ex- cellent ) , calories 2452 ( not v.g. ) , times gone down stairs to check for Valen- tine - type envelope 18 ( bad psychologically but v.g. exercise - wise ) . The card is still there ...
Page 273
... alcohol units 6 , cigarettes 20 , calories 2846 . Got back to message from Mum asking me what I thought about an electric mixer for Christmas , and to remember Christmas Day was a Monday this year so was I coming home on the Friday ...
... alcohol units 6 , cigarettes 20 , calories 2846 . Got back to message from Mum asking me what I thought about an electric mixer for Christmas , and to remember Christmas Day was a Monday this year so was I coming home on the Friday ...
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