Bridget Jones's DiaryBridget Jones is absolutely sure that life would be perfect if she could lose seven pounds, stop smoking and develop inner poise. Here is the compulsively readable, laugh -- out -- loud chronicle of her doomed quest for self-improvement that will make you like yourself for precisely those things that you're most ashamed of. And through it all, Bridget will have you helpless with laughter and shouting, Bridget Jones is me! |
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Page 76
... cigarettes 5 ( ex- cellent ) , calories 2452 ( not v.g. ) , times gone down stairs to check for Valen- tine - type envelope 18 ( bad psychologically but v.g. exercise - wise ) . The card is still there ! Obviously it is like eating the ...
... cigarettes 5 ( ex- cellent ) , calories 2452 ( not v.g. ) , times gone down stairs to check for Valen- tine - type envelope 18 ( bad psychologically but v.g. exercise - wise ) . The card is still there ! Obviously it is like eating the ...
Page 115
... cigarettes 23 ( v.v. bad , esp . in two hours ) , calories 3827 ( repulsive ) . 2 p.m. Humph . Just what I needed . My mother burst into my flat , last week's Grass- hopper Who Sang All Summer crisis miracu- lously forgotten . " My ...
... cigarettes 23 ( v.v. bad , esp . in two hours ) , calories 3827 ( repulsive ) . 2 p.m. Humph . Just what I needed . My mother burst into my flat , last week's Grass- hopper Who Sang All Summer crisis miracu- lously forgotten . " My ...
Page 273
... cigarettes 20 , calories 2846 . Got back to message from Mum asking me what I thought about an electric mixer for Christmas , and to remember Christmas Day was a Monday this year so was I coming home on the Friday night or the Saturday ...
... cigarettes 20 , calories 2846 . Got back to message from Mum asking me what I thought about an electric mixer for Christmas , and to remember Christmas Day was a Monday this year so was I coming home on the Friday night or the Saturday ...
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