Bridget Jones's DiaryBridget Jones is absolutely sure that life would be perfect if she could lose seven pounds, stop smoking and develop inner poise. Here is the compulsively readable, laugh -- out -- loud chronicle of her doomed quest for self-improvement that will make you like yourself for precisely those things that you're most ashamed of. And through it all, Bridget will have you helpless with laughter and shouting, Bridget Jones is me! |
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... entire evening in the garden , shouting " Cathy " and banging your head against a tree . " Mark ! " said Una , as if she was one of Santa Claus's fairies . " I've got someone nice for you to meet . " He turned round , revealing that ...
... entire evening in the garden , shouting " Cathy " and banging your head against a tree . " Mark ! " said Una , as if she was one of Santa Claus's fairies . " I've got someone nice for you to meet . " He turned round , revealing that ...
Page 49
Helen Fielding. 6 p.m. Completely exhausted by entire day of date - preparation . Being a woman is worse than being a farmer - there is so much har- vesting and crop spraying to be done : legs to be waxed , underarms shaved , eyebrows ...
Helen Fielding. 6 p.m. Completely exhausted by entire day of date - preparation . Being a woman is worse than being a farmer - there is so much har- vesting and crop spraying to be done : legs to be waxed , underarms shaved , eyebrows ...
Page 390
... entire nation rushing round for six weeks in a bad mood preparing for utterly pointless Taste - of - Others exam which entire nation then fails and gets stuck with hideous un- wanted merchandise as fallout ? If gifts and cards were ...
... entire nation rushing round for six weeks in a bad mood preparing for utterly pointless Taste - of - Others exam which entire nation then fails and gets stuck with hideous un- wanted merchandise as fallout ? If gifts and cards were ...
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