Bridget Jones's DiaryBridget Jones is absolutely sure that life would be perfect if she could lose seven pounds, stop smoking and develop inner poise. Here is the compulsively readable, laugh -- out -- loud chronicle of her doomed quest for self-improvement that will make you like yourself for precisely those things that you're most ashamed of. And through it all, Bridget will have you helpless with laughter and shouting, Bridget Jones is me! |
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... face up to the fact that another entire year has gone by , during which everyone else except me has mutated into Smug Married , having chil- dren plop , plop , plop , left right and center and making hundreds of thousands of pounds and ...
... face up to the fact that another entire year has gone by , during which everyone else except me has mutated into Smug Married , having chil- dren plop , plop , plop , left right and center and making hundreds of thousands of pounds and ...
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... face . " Just going to the ladies , " I said through clenched teeth like a ventriloquist keeping my face fixed , to reduce the appearance of wrinkles . “ Are you all right , Bridge ? " said Jude . " Fn , ” I replied stiffly . Once in ...
... face . " Just going to the ladies , " I said through clenched teeth like a ventriloquist keeping my face fixed , to reduce the appearance of wrinkles . “ Are you all right , Bridge ? " said Jude . " Fn , ” I replied stiffly . Once in ...
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... face - lift . Caught in hideous cleft stick as both fatness and dieting are in themselves aging . Why do I look old ? Why ? Stare at old ladies in street trying to work out all tiny processes by which faces become old not young . Scour ...
... face - lift . Caught in hideous cleft stick as both fatness and dieting are in themselves aging . Why do I look old ? Why ? Stare at old ladies in street trying to work out all tiny processes by which faces become old not young . Scour ...
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