Bridget Jones's DiaryBridget Jones is absolutely sure that life would be perfect if she could lose seven pounds, stop smoking and develop inner poise. Here is the compulsively readable, laugh -- out -- loud chronicle of her doomed quest for self-improvement that will make you like yourself for precisely those things that you're most ashamed of. And through it all, Bridget will have you helpless with laughter and shouting, Bridget Jones is me! |
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... happened . By 1 p.m. Daniel had still not woken up and I was starting to worry because the party starts at 2:30 . Eventually I woke him with a cup of coffee and said , " I thought you needed to wake up because we're supposed to be there ...
... happened . By 1 p.m. Daniel had still not woken up and I was starting to worry because the party starts at 2:30 . Eventually I woke him with a cup of coffee and said , " I thought you needed to wake up because we're supposed to be there ...
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... happened ? " I said again , tears be- ginning to plop down my cheeks . " Er , well . . . , " said Tom , extracting him- self awkwardly from my embrace , " actually I , er , I had a nose job . ” Turned out Tom had secretly had the op ...
... happened ? " I said again , tears be- ginning to plop down my cheeks . " Er , well . . . , " said Tom , extracting him- self awkwardly from my embrace , " actually I , er , I had a nose job . ” Turned out Tom had secretly had the op ...
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... happened ? " " The time - share apartments never existed . Not a penny of your mother's and my sav- ings or pension fund remains . I also was un- wise enough to leave the house in her name , and she has remortgaged it . We are ruined ...
... happened ? " " The time - share apartments never existed . Not a penny of your mother's and my sav- ings or pension fund remains . I also was un- wise enough to leave the house in her name , and she has remortgaged it . We are ruined ...
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