Bridget Jones's DiaryBridget Jones is absolutely sure that life would be perfect if she could lose seven pounds, stop smoking and develop inner poise. Here is the compulsively readable, laugh -- out -- loud chronicle of her doomed quest for self-improvement that will make you like yourself for precisely those things that you're most ashamed of. And through it all, Bridget will have you helpless with laughter and shouting, Bridget Jones is me! |
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Page 82
... head just to the right of his nose , and be- cause , owing to a laundry crisis he had gone to work in a ludicrous late - seventies jacket , assuming he could pick his normal jacket up from the cleaner's at lunchtime , but the cleaners ...
... head just to the right of his nose , and be- cause , owing to a laundry crisis he had gone to work in a ludicrous late - seventies jacket , assuming he could pick his normal jacket up from the cleaner's at lunchtime , but the cleaners ...
Page 94
... head , the other sticking out in a series of peaks and horns . It is as if the hairs on my head have a life of their own , behaving per- fectly sensibly all day , then waiting till I drop off to sleep and starting to run and jump about ...
... head , the other sticking out in a series of peaks and horns . It is as if the hairs on my head have a life of their own , behaving per- fectly sensibly all day , then waiting till I drop off to sleep and starting to run and jump about ...
Page 97
... head station- ary on pillow so as not to disturb bits of ma- chinery and pheasants in head . Noon . Bloody good fun but v . confused re : advice re : Daniel . Had to go through Jude's problems with Vile Richard first as clearly they are ...
... head station- ary on pillow so as not to disturb bits of ma- chinery and pheasants in head . Noon . Bloody good fun but v . confused re : advice re : Daniel . Had to go through Jude's problems with Vile Richard first as clearly they are ...
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