Bridget Jones's DiaryBridget Jones is absolutely sure that life would be perfect if she could lose seven pounds, stop smoking and develop inner poise. Here is the compulsively readable, laugh -- out -- loud chronicle of her doomed quest for self-improvement that will make you like yourself for precisely those things that you're most ashamed of. And through it all, Bridget will have you helpless with laughter and shouting, Bridget Jones is me! |
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Page 28
... leaving me standing on my own by the bookshelf while everybody stared at me , thinking , " So that's why Bridget isn't mar- ried . She repulses men . " The worst of it was that Una Alconbury and Mum wouldn't leave it at that . They kept ...
... leaving me standing on my own by the bookshelf while everybody stared at me , thinking , " So that's why Bridget isn't mar- ried . She repulses men . " The worst of it was that Una Alconbury and Mum wouldn't leave it at that . They kept ...
Page 129
... leave house . Cannot find keys . Scour house in rage . 10:25 a.m. Find keys in handbag . Realize have forgotten hairbrush . 10:35 a.m. Leave house . Three hours and thirty - five minutes be- tween waking and leaving house is too long ...
... leave house . Cannot find keys . Scour house in rage . 10:25 a.m. Find keys in handbag . Realize have forgotten hairbrush . 10:35 a.m. Leave house . Three hours and thirty - five minutes be- tween waking and leaving house is too long ...
Page 362
... leave it till the morning . Replacing the receiver , I slumped against the wall cursing myself feebly for leaving my cigarettes in the living room . Immediately though , Jude appeared with a glass of Grand Marnier . " What happened ...
... leave it till the morning . Replacing the receiver , I slumped against the wall cursing myself feebly for leaving my cigarettes in the living room . Immediately though , Jude appeared with a glass of Grand Marnier . " What happened ...
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