Bridget Jones's DiaryBridget Jones is absolutely sure that life would be perfect if she could lose seven pounds, stop smoking and develop inner poise. Here is the compulsively readable, laugh -- out -- loud chronicle of her doomed quest for self-improvement that will make you like yourself for precisely those things that you're most ashamed of. And through it all, Bridget will have you helpless with laughter and shouting, Bridget Jones is me! |
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Page 125
... mother un- froze within the diamond , which started whooshing towards the front of the screen , obscuring Anne and Nick , and revealing , as it did so , that my mother was thrusting a mi- crophone under the nose of a mousy - looking ...
... mother un- froze within the diamond , which started whooshing towards the front of the screen , obscuring Anne and Nick , and revealing , as it did so , that my mother was thrusting a mi- crophone under the nose of a mousy - looking ...
Page 219
... mother is part of the modern world and sometimes she seems a mil- lion miles away . Like when she leaves mes- sages on my answerphone which just say , very loudly and clearly , " Bridget Jones's mother . " " Hello ? Oh , hello , darling ...
... mother is part of the modern world and sometimes she seems a mil- lion miles away . Like when she leaves mes- sages on my answerphone which just say , very loudly and clearly , " Bridget Jones's mother . " " Hello ? Oh , hello , darling ...
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... mother's knowledge - have defrauded a large number of people , includ- ing myself , and some of our very closest friends , out of a great deal of money . We don't know the scale of the fraud at the mo- ment , but I'm afraid , from what ...
... mother's knowledge - have defrauded a large number of people , includ- ing myself , and some of our very closest friends , out of a great deal of money . We don't know the scale of the fraud at the mo- ment , but I'm afraid , from what ...
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