Bridget Jones's DiaryBridget Jones is absolutely sure that life would be perfect if she could lose seven pounds, stop smoking and develop inner poise. Here is the compulsively readable, laugh -- out -- loud chronicle of her doomed quest for self-improvement that will make you like yourself for precisely those things that you're most ashamed of. And through it all, Bridget will have you helpless with laughter and shouting, Bridget Jones is me! |
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Page 79
... spent thirty - five years without a break running his home and bringing up his children - " " Jamie and I are your ... spend what's left of mine looking after me for a change . " As I went to the till to pay , I was thinking it all ...
... spent thirty - five years without a break running his home and bringing up his children - " " Jamie and I are your ... spend what's left of mine looking after me for a change . " As I went to the till to pay , I was thinking it all ...
Page 87
... spend the evening eating doughnuts in a cardigan with egg on it . SATURDAY 25 FEBRUARY 122 lbs . ( miracle : sex ... spent the day in a state I can only describe as shag - drunkenness , mooning about the flat , smiling , picking things ...
... spend the evening eating doughnuts in a cardigan with egg on it . SATURDAY 25 FEBRUARY 122 lbs . ( miracle : sex ... spent the day in a state I can only describe as shag - drunkenness , mooning about the flat , smiling , picking things ...
Page 200
... the age when men of my own age no longer find their con- temporaries attractive . 4 p.m. Going out to meet Tom for tea . Decided needed to spend more time on ap- pearance like Hollywood stars and have therefore spent ages putting 200.
... the age when men of my own age no longer find their con- temporaries attractive . 4 p.m. Going out to meet Tom for tea . Decided needed to spend more time on ap- pearance like Hollywood stars and have therefore spent ages putting 200.
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