Bridget Jones's DiaryBridget Jones is absolutely sure that life would be perfect if she could lose seven pounds, stop smoking and develop inner poise. Here is the compulsively readable, laugh -- out -- loud chronicle of her doomed quest for self-improvement that will make you like yourself for precisely those things that you're most ashamed of. And through it all, Bridget will have you helpless with laughter and shouting, Bridget Jones is me! |
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Page 57
... trying to barrage out , “ But I lurrrve him . " Smoking was v . bad . Appar- ently there is a Martin Amis character who is so crazily addicted that he starts wanting a cigarette even when he's smoking one . That's me . It was good ...
... trying to barrage out , “ But I lurrrve him . " Smoking was v . bad . Appar- ently there is a Martin Amis character who is so crazily addicted that he starts wanting a cigarette even when he's smoking one . That's me . It was good ...
Page 161
... trying to wee on a stick . I unwrapped the packet in a fury , shoving the box and every- thing in the bin and getting on with it , then put the stick upside down on the back of the loo without looking at it . Three minutes . There was ...
... trying to wee on a stick . I unwrapped the packet in a fury , shoving the box and every- thing in the bin and getting on with it , then put the stick upside down on the back of the loo without looking at it . Three minutes . There was ...
Page 199
... trying to get my breath . I am aging prematurely , I re- alized . Like a time - release film of a plum turning into a prune . " How's your diet going , Rebecca ? " said Shazzer . Aargh . Instead of denying it , Jude and Shazzer were ...
... trying to get my breath . I am aging prematurely , I re- alized . Like a time - release film of a plum turning into a prune . " How's your diet going , Rebecca ? " said Shazzer . Aargh . Instead of denying it , Jude and Shazzer were ...
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