Parliament of whores : a lone humorist attempts to explain the entire U.S. government

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Preface : why God is a republican and Santa Claus is a democrat

The mystery of government

The dictatorship of boredom. On the blandwagon : a political convention ; Attack of the midget vote-suckers : the presidential election ; The winners go to Washington, D.C

The three branches of government : money, television and bullshit. National busybodies : Congress ; Only human, in his own immortal way : the president ; Doing the most important kind of nothing : the Supreme Court ; Protectors of a blameless citizenry : the bureaucracy ; Would you kill your mother to pave I-95? : the federal budget

Our government : what the fuck do they do all day, and why does it cost so goddamned much money? Drug policy : the whiffle life ; Poverty policy : how to endow privation ; Agricultural policy : how to tell your ass from this particular hole in the ground ; Very foreign policy ; Defense policy : cry "havoc!" and let slip the hogs of peace

Special interest groups : the original barrel of monkeys that nothing is more fun than. Among the compassion fascists : the national march for housing now! ; Dirt of the earth : the ecologists ; Setting the chickens to watch the henhouse : the savings-and-loan crisis ; Graft for the millions : social security

At home in the parliament of whores